According to AP writer Devlin Barrett, the new medical marijuana policy issued by the Obama administration means that federal prosecutors “will not seek to arrest medical marijuana users and suppliers as long as they conform to state laws.”
By an unexpected but logical turn of events, POA representatives (Potheads of America) have successfully lobbied to have the following state slogans amended to reflect the new laws.
STATE NAME | ORIGINAL SLOGAN | SMOKIN’ HOT SLOGAN |
Alaska | Beyond Your Dreams, Within Your Reach | Beyond Your Clip, Within Your Roach |
California | Find Yourself Here | Find Your Buzz Here |
Colorado | Rocky Mountain High | (No change was required. Mountain silhouettes now shaped more like Cannabis leaf) |
Hawaii | The Islands of Aloha | The Islands of the Maui Wauie |
Maine | Worth A Visit, Worth A Lifetime |
Worth A Visit, Worth A Dime Bag |
Maryland | Seize the Day Off | Toke the Day Off |
Michigan | Getting The Upper Hand | Getting The Munchies |
Montana | Big Sky Country | Big Joint Country |
Nevada | Wide Open | Weed Open |
New Mexico | Land of Enchantment | Land of Stoners |
Oregon | We Love Dreamers | We Love Reefer |
Rhode Island | Unwind | Unwind with a Joint |
Vermont | Vermont, Naturally | Stoned, Naturally |
Washington | SayWA! | SayWASTED! |